Chinese police mistakenly rescued "drowning" sex doll

A major operation was launched to rescue a woman in the waters of a river in Shandong Province, with 18 police officer involved in the dramatic events. They responded after reports from the public of a woman in distress in the river.

However when the ‘woman’ was pulled from the water by officer, it became apparent that it was actually a sex doll the officers had rescued and not a woman. Around 1000 people had gathered by the riverside during the hour long rescue and according to RocketNews24.com when the officer realised what they had rescued they presented the doll to the crowd. Parents covered their children’s eyes before leaving the scene which turned out to be less exciting than they thought it would be.

A spokesman for the police said that they were forced to act because the toy was so similar in size and appearance to an adult female. The incident, which happened in the region, is not the first of its kind involving sex toys. Because Shandong Province which is major manufacturing centre for sex toys some can go amiss, last month a young Chinese reporter was left red faced when she mistook a sex toy for a rare mushroom. The ‘mushroom’ had been discovered by Villagers from Liucunbu, a rural community outside western Chinese city of Xi’an when they were drilling a new mine shaft.

Apparently the sex toy, designed for women resembles a rare mushroom so it can be easy to mistake, well until it starts vibrating!


News Source: shockingtimes.co.uk

6000 fools gather at a hilltop

April Fool's Day is a day when people play prank and practical jokes on each other. It can be hilarious at the other person's expense but of course there is a boundary where the pranks shouldn't go overboard. A radio station in India, has gone overboard with their pranks causing a whole lot of inconvenience to people.

Recently a report highlighted that more than 6,000 people fell for an April Fool prank by a radio station in the south Indian city of Bangalore when they gathered for the supposed arrival of Bollywood stars Priyanka Chopra, Bipasha Basu and Katrina Kaif to inaugurate its studio at a hilltop.

According to Tamil Nesan, the prank created such a buzz that people travelled 60km to the scenic Nandi Hills station to catch a glimpse of the Bollywood actresses.

The only beneficiary was the horticulture department, which raked in Rs70,000 (RM4,670) in three hours from entry and parking fees for the “star-studded” event.

The crowd gathered at the hill as early as 3am, waiting for the gates to open at 6am.

Finnish man stops traffic on a busy street in China using Tai Chi

There are many eccentric people around. Not long ago, a Chinese man practiced his yoga in the middle of a busy street causing the city centre to a near gridlock. This time it's a Finnish guy that stops busy traffic using Tai Chi.

A Finnish foreign language teacher jumps onto the road and uses tai chi to force cars to stop at a zebra crossing for pedestrians. The man – dubbed "foreign uncle" – has been working as a language teacher in Fuzhou, Fujian province for 11 years and became frustrated with Chinese drivers failing to stop.

Ma Ruinan, his Chinese name, has a strong interest in the country’s culture and decided to use taichi when crossing the road, like in this photo taken on Dec 12, 2011. "Tai chi is so grace and deliberate," he said. "But why are Chinese drivers always in a hurry? Isn’t common sense for cars to stop for pedestrians?"

Anybody wants to try silat in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia?

A disasterous road rage for Chinese woman

It all began when 2 cars, a silver and blue car, were driving in the middle of the road. the cars came head to head and both cars refused to give way. A woman alighted from the silver car and went to the window of the blue car and scolded her. An arguement ensued between both drivers.

The woman returned to her car and the blue car reversed to give way but the woman in the silver car provoked the driver by closing on her head to head again. Again, the driver in the blue car reversed to give way but the driver in the silver car blocked her path again.

Angered by the action of the woman in the silver car, the driver in the blue car rammed into the woman's car. The woman later alighted from her car but before she can walk to the driver in the other, her car was rammed again causing her to fall.

The video ended with the blue car ramming the other viciously as the woman from the silver car jumped of out harm.

Watch the video here. It's hilarious!

Woman asking for money to go back to the past

A Chinese woman has been asking for money on the street, insisting that she has to go back to the past where she comes from, local media reported.

The woman has sold flowers in Kaifeng, Hunan Province located in the central part of the country. What she sells are potted chrysanthemums, which have high price tags as much as 10,000 yuan, almost 1.8 million won, each.

She has insisted that she comes from the Sung Dynasty, the imperial dynasty of China from 960 to 1279, noted for art, literature and philosophy. To prove she really comes from that time, she performs a traditional dance of the era, wearing its costume. She has a panel that contains a poem of the Sung dynasty, which she recites sadly.

“The flower does not wither although it was planted in the Sung Dynasty,” she said, explaining the reason why it was so expensive. “I have no choice but to sell the flower because I am too poor to go back to the past.”

Meanwhile, there was a similar case in China last July. A woman in a celestial robe of a fairy asked for money at a subway station in Shanghai, saying that she wanted to go back 500 years.“She may have read too many novels or watched a lot of dramas,” “That’s so pathetic!” and “Don’t mention Sung Dynasty. Just ask for some money” are a few of the comments from netizens.

Giving this lady the benefit of the doubt, probably she needs some money to buy a time machine just exactly like the movie, Back To The Future to return to her era. What do you think?



News Source: Koreatimes

Drunkard man halts train service for 3 hours

In Chengdu, China, a drunkard man climbed on top a 100 foot high train post used to guide electric wires throughout the city.

A Chinese drunk sits high on top a train post

Once on top the post the man had no intentions of coming down any time soon and accompanied by a one liter bottle of alcohol the person sat on the post for three hours.

All the while Chinese authorities were forced to cut down the electricity to ensure the man’s safety, halting all train traffic in the city.

Eventually two friends of the man showed up and tried to talk him into coming down from his throne, without success.

That’s when the fire brigade finally stepped in and rather forcefully dragged the man down from the tower. All the while the individual continue to drink from his bottle and tried his best to resist being removed from his post.

The man was first spotted at 9:00 AM by someone on route to work:
“I first thought he was a worker but got suspicious when he didn’t move for quite a while.”

The man was given a full medical evaluation which concluded he had plenty to drink. Afterwards he was arrested.

The individual has refused to tell authorities why he climbed the post. A suicide attempt has been ruled out.

Man resists being pulled down from the electrical post

News Source: nodeju.com

Woman bedecked car with notices to find suitor

In Changsha, the provincial capital of Hunan in south-central China, a Porsche recently gave chase to a Citroen, starting from the city's Xiaoshan South Road through Yuhuating, eventually forcing the Citroen to pull over by a road near the Central South University of Forestry and Technology.

The local Xiaoxiang Chengbao reported that the female driver who was pursued was named Shi Qian, whose Citroen was bedecked with notices with the words "husband wanted" on them. The man chasing her in the Porsche was a potential suitor and wanted to stop her for the address of her personal website.

The woman's notice read: "Husband wanted. Must have a car and a house and treat me like a queen." Shi also specified a number of criteria, including: "no children of senior officials, no nouveau riche, must not have been married before." Providing some details about herself, Shi advertised that she was a 27-year-old, 167 cm in height, and assigned herself an "appearance score" of 87 out of 100.

The car drew attention wherever she went. One man who saw the notice on Shi's car prodded the friend sitting by his side, saying, "Court her... ask for her phone number and her website address!"

"It is crazy," said one female college student, who nonetheless admitted she admired Shi's courage. "The girl looks pretty but I wouldn't like a sister-in-law like her; it's too blatant a way of seeking a spouse."

Shi Qian said she wrote the notes herself, as she really hopes to get married. Since she began driving her newly decorated Citroen around Changsha from Oct. 5, she attracted more than one thousand visitors to her website. Pictures of her and her car have appeared on many other internet forums and have been viewed by over 100,000 visitors.

At 27, Shi said she was being pushed by her parents to find a husband. Shi's mother supported her unususla approach, saying, "The end justifies the means. As long as it brings my daughter a good husband, whatever steps she takes are fine."


News Source: wantchinatimes.com

Woman uses sanitary pad to avoid speeding tickets

There is a revolutionary way to avoid being captured by speeding camera. The most eccentric and innovative way is to use a sanitary pad. Yeah, you read it right; a sanitary pad!

A Zhejiang woman allegedly tried to avoid speeding tickets by covering her license plate with a menstrual pad, the police said.

"I have been pulling over thousands of speeding drivers over the past five years but this is the first time for me to meet a driver who would cover her plate with a pad," said Zheng Yanhua, the police officer who pulled over the driver, who was identified as Ms Jiang.

Jiang drove her white BMW 5-series sedan and was traveling on a highway in Quzhou, Zhejiang province. She was speeding, and though her front license plate was covered by the menstrual pad, she was pulled over by Zheng at a toll station. The police officer later retrieved a picture from a speeding camera, which took a snapshot of Jiang.

"I was afraid of being caught speeding by the cameras so I decided to stick a pad on the plate," Jiang told Zheng.

Jiang was fined 400 yuan (US$62.70) for speeding and was given nine points on her license for covering her plate. By law, motorists in China are forced to go through a traffic course if 12 points are given within a year.

If a lady were to use her sanitary pad to cover her license plate, will a man use his condom instead? I wonder....


News Source: Zheng Yanhua

Scottish woman woke up with Italian accent.

How would it be if you are a Malay and one day you woke up in a Chinese accent or a you a Chinese with a Indian accent? Foreign Accent Syndrome sounds like the title of the next Will Ferrell movie, but it's actually a real medical condition.



Debbie McCann

 It's why Debbie McCann, of Glasgow, Scotland, woke up with an Italian accent after she suffered a stroke.

"When my voice came back, I sounded Chinese. I couldn't believe it. Now people say I sound more like I'm from Italy, yet I've never been to either of those countries," the 48-year-old grandmother told Britain's Daily Mail newspaper.

Foreign Accent Syndrome is so rare, it's known to affect just 60 people in the world and usually occurs as a result of a brain injury, stroke or migraine.

McCann said she is embarrassed to speak to people and often gets asked where she's from even though Glasgow is her hometown.

A medical expert told the paper there is no cure for Foreign Accent Syndrome. Sometimes it just disappears; others are afflicted with it for life.

'Scarlett Johansson' naked photo recreated in many hilarious shots

After images purportedly showing Scarlett Johansson posing almost naked in front of a mirror went viral online, dozens of imitators have posted their own snaps recreating the pose on Facebook.

Last week, a photo showing a woman who resembles the 26-year-old actress holding a towel with her rear reflected in a mirror behind her appeared on the internet.

Since then, a number of people have uploaded similar snaps revealing their bare derriere in a mirror.

The posers have submitted their interpretations to a dedicated 'Scarlett Johanssoning' Facebook page.

As well as saucy snaps of near-nude women, there are some very much tongue-in-cheek attempts to recreate the photo.

A Barbie doll, Ernie from Sesame Street, Paddington bear, Donald Duck and even a pug dog have been photographed in similar poses.

A few men have also got in on the action, including one who used Photoshop to superimpose a picture of a woman's bronzed bottom in the reflective surface behind him.

Even the art world has got involved, with US artist Dan Lacey imagining President Obama as Scarlett in a bizarre new painting.

Although it cannot be confirmed if the original picture is indeed of the Lost In Translation star, one of the photos that has been leaked shows a tattoo on the woman's left arm - similar to one Scarlett has been photographed showing before.

Reports surfaced earlier this year that a group of opportunist hackers stole nude photos from up to 50 A-list celebrities, including Scarlett, after breaking into their email accounts.

Without confirming or denying whether the revealing naked snaps are indeed of his client, Scarlett’s lawyer Marty Singer has spoken out, asserting that the actress owns the 'stolen copyright protected private photographs'.

The FBI is currently investigating the hacking attack and is said to be closing in on those responsible for the computer intrusion.

For comparison purposes, below is claimed to be the real Scarlett Johansson.

Beauty bath eel swims up man's penis

A beauty treatment ended in the emergency room for a Chinese man who bathed in live eels after one of the slippery creatures swam inside his penis.

Vain Zhang Nan, from Hubei province, central China, had heard that bathing with young eels would make him look younger because they would chew off dead skin.

But the 56-year-old got more than he bargained for when he climbed into the bath with the animals.

"I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis," Mr Zhang said.
"I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and disappeared."

Mr Zhang was taken to hospital and underwent a three hour operation to remove the eel, which measured about 1.2cm wide and 15cm long, and was dead when doctors found it inside his bladder.

Doctor Jin Wang said the eel's slimy body had worked as a lubricant.

"The diameter of the urethra in a man's genitals is just a little narrower [than the eel], but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant so it got into the penis smoothly," he said.

Australian penis pranksters defaced Google Street View

Pranksters have been playing tricks on Google's Street View cameras ever since the mapping tool was first launched in 2007, but miscreants in Victoria have delivered a low blow.

Street View images of Long Gully and Maiden Gully near Bendigo in Victoria have been defaced with a giant green penis outline after vandals climbed on top of one of Google's camera-equipped cars and drew the phallus on its camera lens.

The find was first discovered by users on BuzzFeed and has since gone viral across the web. Google Australia has yet to remove the images or make a comment on the matter - and it is not clear who is responsible.

It follows the June discovery of an array of six penises etched into the grass of a school in Waikato, New Zealand.

Street View has captured everything from marriage proposals to rock stars in bath tubs to canoodlng couples to topless sunbathers to people passed out in the street. Mooning and flipping the bird at Google's all-seeing eye is commonplace, while others have used Street View to create art.

In August last year a nine-year-old girl shocked the world after Street View cameras captured her lying on the pavement of a street in England. Tabloids raced to the story but it turned out she was unharmed.

"I didn't know anything about the Google Street View car [recording me]. I fell over while I was playing with my friend and thought it would be funny to play dead," she told the Daily Mail.

Late last year Google Maps was blamed for Nicaraguan troops invading Cosa Rica and it also sparked a dispute between Morocco and Spain. Street View's launch in Brazil shocked the internet with images of dead bodies, gang arrests, prostitutes and kids doing drugs.

In December, Iran was furious after discovering on Google Maps that the roof of the Iran Air headquarters is adorned with a Star of David. In 2007, the US Navy's headquarters had to be redesigned after aerial Google Maps shots revealed it was built in the shape of a Swastika.

Other top Google Maps discoveries include a clay formation in Canada that looks like a person listening to an iPod, a corn field maze depicting Oprah Winfrey's face and a series of shots showing the Street View car hitting a deer.

In 2009 Dutch police arrested twin brothers on suspicion of robbery after their alleged victim spotted a picture of them following him on Street View.

In October last year Google's Street View cars were pulled from the streets of Australia after the search giant was investigated for slurping Australians' private Wi-Fi network data. 

However, Google's cars hit the road again in May this year and in July it updated its Street View imagery of Australia with new higher quality snaps.


News Source:smhcom.au

Crazy drivers willing to do anything to save costs

A penny-pinching truck driver was so focused on getting his smashed-up rig repaired on the cheap that he tried to drive home without a windscreen.

Fortunately, road hound Lu Chen was spotted by police after he backed up traffic by going at a snails pace along a Chinese highway.

But the 38-year-old, dressed in a red T-shirt to match his rundown truck, didn't seem to be phased and kept driving until officers forced him to the side of the road.

On closer inspection, following a lengthy explanation from Lu, traffic police eventually let him continue but on one condition - he purchase a pair of goggles so he could keep up with the speed limit.

It's not the first time a frugal driver has been busted cruising along the highway, either.

In an unrelated incident in two men from Kazakhstan decided to save on trailer costs after snapping up a silver Mazda 626 that they wanted to ship back home.

When the car didn't fit in the white van the proper way up – the men called a few pals and loaded it in on its side - putting a mattress underneath to stop the doors getting scratched.

But the trip back home for Konstanty Krol, 38, and Cezar Chmielewski, 28, came to an end when police stopped the heavily laden vehicle after seeing it lurching all over the place in Bargthheide, Germany.

A police spokesman said the van and the car were confiscated and the men ordered to return with a proper transporter for the car before they would be allowed to continue the journey.

News Source: metro.co.uk

"Sexy" swimsuit

A woman in Qingdao, China was spotted wearing a jet-black swimming suit covering her full-body only exposing her two eyes and mouth.  The weird swimming suit has been circulated over the Internet drawing netizen’s attention who called her “Swimsuit Frogman”.

The purpose of this custom-made swimsuit is to prevent skin exposure to the sun and prevent tanning. In my opinion, to certain extend tanning is good. Look at International celebrities and super stars such as Halle Barry, Rihanna and Jennifer Lopez. They are tan but they are still sexy and hot. If I were to be her, I will start to lose those layers around her tummy that looks like a telephone directory!

Kinky old man caught red-handed having sex with a cow

A senior citizen from Muzarabani communal lands sent shockwaves in his community when he was caught red-handed having sex with a neighbour’s cow.The incident occurred a fortnight ago in Chibi Kraal under Chief Kasekete.

The man confessed to the crime without even blinking an eyelid! He revealed to H-Metro that he had resorted to having sexual ‘relations’ with the poor cow as his old wife was no longer “giving him some!”

The man, Dami Govara (91) is believed to be a habitual bestiality offender and he was trapped by the cattle owner identified as Tavengwa. He was caught pants down in the wee hours of the day indulging in the shameful act. H-Metro established that the matter is now being handled by the chief and some local spirit mediums. H-Metro hooked up with Govara and he admitted to having sex with the cows.

He said he had resorted to having sex with cows because his wife was now way past her sexually active days. “My wife cannot give me my conjugal rights; she says that she is too old for sex. So I resorted to sleeping with the cows to satisfy my sexual appetite,” said a remarkably vibrant Govara.

He said that he could have turned to prostitutes but he had no money to pay for the services.

“I have no money so I can’t hire prostitutes,” he added unashamedly. Govara told H-Metro that he has been ‘dating’ the cows for more than three years and this time around he was just unlucky in love!

He said that the main reason why the cows in question resisted his moves was because they were new ‘partners’. The cows that he used to bonk were sold by Tavengwa while he was staying in Bindura with his son, leaving him single and searching.

“The cows that I used to have sex with were sold by Tavengwa when I was staying in Bindura with my son for two years. “Although it was my habit to have sex with his cows, in this particular incident Tavengwa caught me when I was still wrestling with the cows. “I had not had sex with any of the three cows when I was caught,” explained Govara.

Govara’s wife Egenia Dame (71) said that she was in the know of her hubby’s behaviour that is why she refused to sleep with him. “I heard about his habit and I stopped having sex with him because I feared contracting some unknown diseases. “Moreover, we are too old and we stay with our grandchildren and imagine them walking in on us having sex,” said Egenia incredulously.

The couple is blessed with eight children. It is believed that Govara uses some juju to seduce and ‘hypnotise’ the cows so that they won’t wake up or cause a stir making it easy to show the cow who’s the boss! However, on the fateful day he is believed to have left his juju outside of the kraal in his haste to begin the passionate lovemaking.

“He uses juju to calm down the cows but on this day he had left the juju outside the kraal.

“Tavengwa wanted to burn the juju but Govara pleaded with him because, once the juju is burnt, he will die immediately,” revealed our source. After Tavengwa caught the deviant love rat, he took him to Muzarabani Police Station.

However, the police did not open a docket on the basis that Govara was not found right in the middle of the act. He was caught during ‘foreplay’ and not in the actual sexual act. The officer in charge at Muzarabani Police Station Inspector Majojo confirmed that they received such a report. “We received that report here but no docket was opened because of lack of evidence.

The complainant wanted us to give him a go ahead to burn Govara’s juju which they said was the ‘key’ to his life. “They said he would die if they burnt it and we stopped them,” said Majojo. Govara however, said the was an old hand at handing cattle a little love

“I used to rend to my grandmother’s cattle as a young man and I admit that I also used to have sex with the cattle. However, I never used to have sex with the goats; I only concentrated on the cattle." However, the issue has cut into the heart of old Govara’s home.

His daughter wailed when she retold the story of her deviant cattle loving father. “He has been a good man all along and we have never had problems with him but I hate to think why he is embarrassing the family now in his old age,” she said crying.

But the man promised that from now onwards he will spare his family any embarrassment and he will never hand steak to the cattle again. While many salivate looking at a cow’s rear knowing it could give a thick juicy rump, Govara salivated for absolutely different reasons!

Man turns to look at hot girl, crashes his bike

Recently a video has gone viral showing hot girl in a skirt walking along the streets in China. A male biker rode past her and turned his head to have a glance of the lady. The rider did not notice a van parked at the side of the road and crashed into its rear. The rider fell on the streets, causing another motocyclist to crash into him resulting into a pile up. Minutes later an ambulance came and brought the injured motorcyclist to the hospital.

Many times I caught males staring at women on the streets while he is behind the wheel. Guys, keep your eyes on the road when you drive or ride a bike. When you want to turn your head to look at a hot girl, think twice as your act may land you in a hospital. Don't get distracted!

You can watch the video here.

Illegally park car destroyed with a tank

The most common penalty for illegal parking is wheel clamping, towing the car away or slap the offender with a fine. A Lithuanian mayor, Arturas Zuokas decided to take it a step further.

Drivers who park illegally in the capital of Lithuania better check themselves before the city's mayor wrecks their rides.

Vilnius Mayor Arturas Zuokas revved up a tank and ran over a blue Mercedes parked in the wrong place at the wrong time in a video posted on YouTube recently.

The mayor pulled an interesting stunt recently to send out a rather simple message. But the way he delivered his message is anything but simple. Arturas Zuokas used a BTR, or a standard Soviet issue armored troop carrier, to crush a W140 Mercedes-Benz S-Class as part of a publicity stunt to show his frustration over the fact that wealthy citizens disregard the local parking laws wherever they choose to.

Zuokas hoped to warn drivers who park with impunity on the historic city streets.

"What should the city do about drivers who think that they are above the law?" Zuokas asked in the video, according to a translation posted on The Guardian's Web site.

"It seems that a tank is the best solution," he said.

After crushing the vehicle, Zuokas is shown sweeping up the debris and shaking the hand of the car's distraught owner.

A mayoral spokeswoman said the car was purchased to make a point and no actual Mercedes owners were hurt in the filming, The Guardian reported.

An advocate of alternative transportation now in his third term as mayor, Zuokas has had bike lanes installed throughout the city, the paper reported.

After crushing the offending Mercedes, Zuokas made his getaway not in a tank but on a motorized bike.

If our mayor does that in Malaysia, it will freak the daylights out of our errant motorist. On the hand, our mayor’s party might be voted out in the next election. Bravo to Zuokas for his bold move!

You can watch the video here.

Too drunk to drive? Just push the car!

After a very happy office party held in a restaurant in downtown Changchun, northeast China’s Jilin Province, everyone in attendance drank too much and when it came time to leave were all were too drunk to drive home. The 10 employees ended up pushing their boss’s car home after all of them are too drunk to drive.

Starting 1 May 2011, drunk driving is a heavy offence in China which carries a heavy punishment in which an offender is punishable by up to six months in jail in addition to a hefty fine.

Boss Zhang Fei was uncomfortable with the idea of leaving his car at the restaurant overnight. His vice president, Huang Weiyun, who was just as drunk as everyone else, but he managed to come up with a workable albeit different solution to safely get cars and people home.  Huang suggested that the 10 workers push the vehicle, which is a VW, with Zhang at the wheel, three miles back to his home. The journey took 45 minutes to complete but the employees seem to enjoy it as they were singing and laughing all the way with onlookers watching and taking photos.

Theoretically, they did not break the law because the car’s engine was not running and traffic officers let them pass without penalty. Still, they warned passersby that pushing a car through the city streets when drunk can also be dangerous.

I take my hats off to the 10 employees for going the extra mile for their boss and Huang for his creative idea while trying to abide with the law. Truly remarkable!

Singing in deep shit

If you so happen to fall into a deep hole filled with poo, what will you do? Sing your favourite song! Yes, that's what a drunk man did in China.

Yuan Fan got into the stink after he went out out drinking in Kunming, the capital city in the Yunnan provice of south Western China, and became embroiled in an argument with a group men.

Running away to avoid a possible beating he spotted - not quite the best hideout - an open manhole. Diving down the shaft he then hid amongst human waste until his chasers gave up.

The 32-year-old was discovered when he began singing and locals called the emergency services who had to wear chemical suits to retrieve him. Initially they didn't have much luck though as Mr Yuan swam off every time they attempted to pull him out to safety. Finally after two hours on the run he was dragged from the pipe and after saying thanks he passed-out.

A fire brigade spokesman involved in the rescue said after the ordeal: 'Once we pulled him out he said thank you and then fell asleep. When we woke him up he made his thanks again and then set off in the direction of what we assume was his home.'

Oh my God, I can't stop laughing. That's one hack of a funny news!!

News Source: www.metro.co.uk/